Being from Arkansas, I thought I had seen all of the "Red neck" jokes, but someone sent some I hadn't seen (and one that's just classical) so you might be a red neck if
The Blue Book Value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.
Someone in your family died after saying "Hey, ya'll watch this"
You lit a match and blew your house right off its wheels.
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
and the classic-
You think the last words of the"Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines"
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Do NOT tell our Dad that the last one isn't true. It will crush him.
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