Temperature in Little Rock

I've heard the temperature is 9 and then 2 below zero and then 6 so I don't really know exactly how cold it is. I know everything is iced. I can't write with a regular ink pen because the ink keeps freeszing. Coffee will stay warm for ten minutes maximum and I've drank enough of the stuff to be sick of it. My hands are constantly numb.I'm typing to keep my hands warm. Rumor has it that these cold temperatures will kill fire ants. Throw another log on the fire baby,and scoot over.