Friday, May 11, 2018

Happy Mother's Day from the dog

You feed me when I'm hungry.
You keep water in my dish.
You let me sleep on anything or any place I wish..
You sometimes let me lick your hands or even lick your face
Despite the fact I've licked myself in every private place.
You taught me to come when called, you taught me to sit.
You always let me outside, so I can take a shit.
You'll always have my loyalty, up to the bitter end.
'Cause after all, it's plain to see you're my best friend.

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