The box

Me: Sir, may I help you.

Sir: I need to get my package. It's a box.

Me: ok-let me get your address and I'll be right back.

Sir gives me address. Then I proceed to locate package.

Sir: Wait-it's a box. It's square.

Me: Thanks for the info. I'll be right back.

Just wondering when did boxes become anything other than square or rectangular?

P.S. It was brown too, but he didn't tell me that.

Go Belles!!!!

You can learn a lot at High School softball game. If you really think someone is better than you-you've already given her an edge. You should never ever give up. When you least expect it, a double play can literally fall into your lap. For example, the pitcher (my wonderful daughter) caught one air ball as it bounced off her leg and then threw someone out at second base. Wonderful to see all of her hard work and training being paid off. Then, these two guys were sitting next to me and one asked-"Hey, what would you do if your girlfriend hit one out of the park?"The boyfriend just kinda snickered. That girlfriend hit one over 200 feet-over the fence and out of the ballpark. Sometimes wonderful things just happen for reasons no one can explain, but just in case-I'm trying to talk Lauren's boyfriend into coming to the next game. I wished MSM would have won, but it was good game to watch. Sometimes you won't win, but you gotta play your best.

Basic English

If you have something in your mind-you are thinking not thanking.

You means you. If it belongs to you-then it's yours. For example, your arm or your foot. This should not be confused with the word you're. You can use you're in place of the words-you are. For example, you're doing better. Not your better.

If anyone is offended by this blog-just get off and don't read the damn thing.

April 15th

So I hope you got your taxes done and paid the devil. Seems like everyone has to pay the devil sooner or later. I guess I got mine. I got to listen to a judge lecture me on morality while my husband was holding hands with his lawyer. I wonder if she kisses all of her clients. Meanwhile, I wonder just how much shit is one person supposed to take. I've lost a marriage that I worked very hard for. I'm probably going to lose my house and people that don't even know me get to legally question everything I do. One of my husbands girlfriends said she would do everything she can to ruin my life and hats off to her. Between her and Mike they've done an excellent job. I'm still here to post this because Dwight Day said something that I really, really needed to hear.

What do you do?

What do you do when someone sends people emails supposedly from you that you know nothing about? Is it illegal? I know it's wrong and underhanded, but it's the world we live in. How would you stop it? Please let me know what you would do-and probably some things I should NOT do because that's usually what I do first.

Caution:Mom with camera

I've always enjoyed shoppin' for PROM dresses with my girls. Picking just the right dress has become an art and I enjoy every minute of it-especially when the perfect dress is found. Now, it's my son's turn. We won't be trying on several outfits unfortunately. It seems to be pretty cut and dried-Just a black tux-no, he doesn't want tails or a top hat. School policy prohibits a limo so now we're down to just ordering the flowers-we both agree on roses. He thinks white is best-I'm leaning towards red (her gown is Black and White). Then, dinner reservations...and the big talk about curfew.There is no option on pictures. I will not be denied pictures. I wonder if the school will let me sneak in and snap a few of them dancing together?? She is a beautiful girl and my son is incredibly gorgeous so I'm thinking one or two disposables with one back up digital ought to get it.If the school officials won't let me in-the restaurant will.Only 20 more days.Say "Cheese"Paul and Jee.

Baby Girl

So she doesn't really look like a baby-but she's my baby.
She recently made me a screen saver with this
picture and some beautiful blue roses. I know the
picture isn't centered. I know she isn't smiling. I know the picture is in black and white. It's kinda off centered, deep, and beautiful...just like her. Here's hoping that the sun comes out and the next expression on her face is a smile. Thanks for the screen saver Lauren.