Reba-forget "little sister"

Reba sings a song that says "Little sister don't miss when she aims her gun."
I want her to write me a modern version that says Dwight instead of little sister.
We have never been into the woods and have him come out and say "You should have seen the one I missed" or "the one that got away." IT  DOES NOT HAPPEN- EVER.
There are times when he doesn't see anything-you can't shoot anything if you don't see something(that's my story and I'm stickin' to it), but if he sees it-it's light's out.

He's either really lucky(of course he is-he has me) or really good(of course he is-he has me). Either way you look at it-I'm cleaning deer and it isn't even ten am.