Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Things I've learned recently

1. I'n not as young as I once was-only had 4 hours sleep last night and eternal rest sounds pretty good right now.
2. It's really not necessary to wear my glasses in the shower-they don't do much good and I should know where everything is at by now.
3.It's hard to wipe sweat from your eyes with those glasses on.
4.My arms have shrunk because it's harder to paint my toenails now.
5.I can drink eight cups of coffee long before I will ever drink eight glasses of water.

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