You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
Bad decisions make good stories.
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dangit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -ever.
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
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