For the Women

1. Don't imagine you change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. Never let your man's mind wander-it's too little to be out alone.
3.Women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
4. Best way to make a man do something-suggest that he's too old to do it.
5. The children of Israel wandered around in the desert for 40 years-even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
6. If he asks what kind of books you're interested in, tell him check books.